#AlterMe Giveaway

Thank you to everyone who helped create the ALTERED phonetic alphabet! Now we get to put it to use.

I posted about the giveaway (and the prize) on Monday, but here’s a reminder, just in case you forgot.

AN ALTERED ARC AND POSTER OF A DELICIOUS SHIRTLESS BOY

YESS

Ahem.

So, to win, here’s what you have to do ---

The military phonetic alphabet is used to spell out words over radio transmissions, so there’s no screwing shit up. So that’s exactly what you have to do.

Spell out your name. Or your crush’s name. Or your nickname. Or your mom’s name. Or your dog’s name. Whatever. But you have to use the Altered phonetic alphabet and you have to tweet it.

Here’s an example:

JENN = Juggle Ewok Nugget Nugget

HILARITY WILL ENSUE.

Your tweet will look like this:

Juggle Ewok Nugget Nugget #AlterMe

The hashtag is important, people! That’s how I’ll pick a random winner. So make sure you use it. And yes you can enter more than once, but it has to be something different every time! Because it’s more fun that way.

Also, if you want to, it would be cool of you to include a link back to this post so everyone else can play along as well.

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The contest begins today (now, or noon, or whenever you read this post, I suppose) and ends Friday 6:00 PM (I decided to extend the hours just to give people extra time to play). I’ll announce the winner Friday night!

ETA: The contest IS open internationally! 

Ready? Set. GOOO.

A... Aeroflork

B... Boondoggle

C... Caviler

D... Douchecanoe

E... Ewok

F... Foible

G... Glitter

H... Hippie

I... Icky

J... Juggle

K... Kickass

L... Lickable

M... Major

N... Nugget

O... Oodles

P... Pantaloons

Q... Queen

R... Rixatrix

S... Shirtless

T... Tango

U... Unicorn

V... Vera

W... Weevil

X... Xena

Y... Yum

Z... Zany